Why do you treat me this way? I can’t take it much longer when you just toss casual images like this at me:
With your come hither stare, your teasing color blocking and the perfectly crafted s-strap which keep these Siskin beauties on at all times, no matter what the circumstances, ahem, hmm. Oh, the versatility is astounding and the height even better. But why, Jimmy, why, must you tease me with the price tag…Now, Jimmy, I am not saying the $895 price tag is not worth but who on a Cleveland, Ohio, salary could justify these. Perhaps I could be a shoe tester and get visitation rights…just throwing it out there. Jimmy, you have indeed given my affordable Mr. Madden a run for his shoe money.